I started "Gaysians" a few years ago when some smart ass decided to fuck with me by sending out a picture of me as Michael Flatley and not fessing up to the crime. He even used my email list. I gave everyone 3 days to either rat on the person who did it, or let the person admit it himself and spare the world my wrath.

When no one stepped up, I had to bust out some duffle bag shit like Keanu Reeves in the Matrix.

So I said fuck it... I'll get everybody. The result was the Gaysians calendar.

Now, years later, the Gaysians calendar is an established and world famous website where peeps get fucked up.

Take Mr. Chris Delin for example. He put wasabi in my ice cream one night, and after it burned a hole in my mouth, he has been known as Mr. February ever since.

Now, on to the Calendars!